Welcome to my world of crazy
Its all about the food today because its Jens What I ate Wednesday friends – and I’m sharing my whole day around the food, not just the eats!
5:00am – Think “Oh dear god, why did I drink a smoothie at 10pm last night”
5:01am – Pee
5:20am – Dave mentions, and by mentions I mean wakes me up to tell me, he has a headache
5:21am – I offer to get up with him (he has been up since 5 to get ready for work) and make him tea
5:22am – Can’t believe Dave really made me get up to make him tea
5:35am – Eating breakfast while perusing blogs and trying to block out Sportscentre on the tv, is baseball season over yet? Seriously
6:00am – Say bye to BF think about being productive but spend an hour uploading photos to the blog instead, why does it take me soooo long???
7:00am – Take Sydney for a walk around the neighbourhood and sing her the potty dance (featuring such classics as: potty like its 1999, rock this potty)
7:23am – Get sweet text from Dave thanking me for getting up and making him tea
7:24am – Take back all the rotten things I said about Dave for making me get up before daylight to make him a drink he knows full well how to make
8:30am – Arrive at work wondering if its too early for lunch? Eat veggies and chickpeas instead, consider them pathetic foreplay, I want lunch
10:30am – Start hallucinating my water glass on my desk is actually full of Oatmeal… Sadly it is not, I checked
11:30am – Pout at my desk because my lunch is an hour away still, I’m soooooo hungry, feel that I look eerily similar to Lindseys Hungry Monster
12:30pm – Run out of the branch (as fast as 4 inch heels will let me that is)
12:50pm – Sit on couch cradling last bowl of stew from yesterday and whispering sweet nothings into its … err…. rim
1:20pm – Back in my office reminising about all the fond memories the stew and I had together
1:21pm – Wonder when I should have snack time?
5:00pm – Go to Physique 57 and count down the squats and plies till its time to go home and make dinner
6:15pm – Feed the doodle, feel a little envious she never has to prepare her dinner!
7:35pm – Text Dave a whiny “Are you almost home cause i’m HUNGRY”
8:00pm – Raid cupboard for something for dessert, have no motivation to make something so settle on dried mango and herbal tea and whine that Dave gets Nibs (which i hate) while i eat dead fruit and tasteless tea
8:05pm – Forgive Dave and snuggle up with him and Sydney for the drama that is the Bachelor Pad, i spend half the showlooking away from the tv, the awkwardness of the show radiates from the screen yet we can’t stop watching!
10:00pm – Bed time, fall asleep with dreams of breakfast dancing in my head