So Dave and i both had the day off yesterday
Was it to have fun and frolic around on a Wednesday?
This boy bears a striking resemblance to Dave 
Oh no!
Dave was getting his wisdom teeth out and I was in charge of taking care of him (you know, me with the life threatening cold!)
This is how it went down
7:10am Got up and pat myself on back for sleeping in 70 minutes, yay flemmy, hacking me!
7: 11am Tell Dave to some relax a little while i make breakfast…. Find him playing video games
"I'm cute so you should go make me Oatmeal while i sit here and play fake baseball" 
8:00am Ask Dave if he is nervous? – He says nope and i might have then proceeded to tell him the horror storys of what my sister and I went through when we got our wisdom teeth out (dry sockets, water syringes, tylenol 3 reactions)
8:02am Dave says he is nervous
9:30am Dentist office calls and the dentist is sick would he be willing to reschedule to 2:45pm? “yeah NO” was his response as he is now quite scared after my life threatening tale of getting my teeth out, so we get relocated to another office, one that isn’t near a cute coffee shop or walmart – bah!
10:00am Drop Dave off and wander around a liquidation store, the only thing around the new dentist office
10:10am Score 3 bottles of Essie nail polish for $8.99!!!!!!! This is the highlight of my morning, try not to feel guilty about being so happy while Dave is having teeth ripped from his face
"we will look SO pretty upon your toes!"
10:30am He is done already, what the heck??? Reception lady is confused by my asking Dave if he is sure they got them all out, why isn’t he bleeding everywhere, or confused, or more importantly: high on pain medication (i was looking forward to the last part!)
11:00am Get home and make Dave his lunch of choice, french fries? Must not complain, must be good nurse – so i just make a fun dip to go with the fries
Meh, nothing green on my plate makes me itch to sprinkle the fries with spinach or something
12-2:00pm Watch Abduction and i drool over Taylor Lautners abs, we can’t decide if this movie was really good or really bad!
2-4:00pm Watch Whats your Number, love this movie! Soooo funny and the vows in the wedding scene make me cry!
4:00pm Dave decides he is well enough to wander around Lowes, i’m seriously annoyed, i’m sicker then he is right now, why isn’t he bed ridden, moaning for pain medication and a cold compresses!
4:25pm I’m giving up on the caring Donna role and tell Dave i’m bored and this is the face i get
When given the option of being Alvin, Simon or Theodore, he went with Alvin
4:26pm So this was my face in response
5:00pm Finally leave Lowes, i’m such a good care giver!
5:00-10:00pm Watch more bad movies and cuddle with the doodle who isn’t impressed we have been home almost all day interrupting her naps!
Really, anytime you two want to go back to work is fine with me!
Can’t wait till Thursday when our roles can reverse again and Dave will be the one bringing me popsicles
So since this post is pretty all over the place, here is my CRAZY QUICK iPhone recipe for Fry Sauce
INDIAN DIPPING SAUCE
1. Dollop of ultra low fat mayonnaise
2. 1 Green onion chopped finely
3. Small dollop of green yogurt (not pictured)
4. Teaspoon of curry paste
5. Dash of salt and Pepper
6. MIX
7. Get your dip on
Happy Thursday all – do you have your wisdom still? And if not was your experience as good as Daves or as traumatizing as mine?
I have to get my wisdom teeth out next Friday. Am I nervous? Heck yes!!
OH poor you! It is no fun to be nurse when you are sick, and I totally had a horrible experience with the wisdom teeth issue!! Dips looks wonderful, will have to try soon
Ok I’m hoping that when you typed green yogurt you meant Greek…hahaha! I had my wisdom teeth out and I was SUPER DUMB and had an extended family picture the DAY AFTER (I wasn’t thinking when we planned that one)…it wasn’t horrible…but I definitely milked it a bit and ate lots of special order DQ blizzards and soup…feel better soon!
Ha! This whole post cracked me up! I’m so sorry that Dave’s misery didn’t live up to your expectations. And I know what you mean…I had such a MISERABLE time with my wisdom teeth that I feel almost cheated when other people are on their feet right away.